Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
