So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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