worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
