Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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