i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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