He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
thus making me awesome and them whores
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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