Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I lost the right to judge tonight
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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