its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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