Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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