Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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