Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
we have pet lesbian snakes
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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