I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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