Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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