Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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