Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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