we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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