Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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