wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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its like you know when i get waxed
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