She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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