The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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