dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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