look no pants
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
