Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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