those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
