He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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