We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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