I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
operation have a gay friend backfired
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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