After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just cropdusted the office
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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