Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I think I just shit out all my problems.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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