Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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