i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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