Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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