I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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