He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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