So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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