Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
third nipple confirmed
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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