I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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