worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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