i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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