Midget sex pt 2 tonight
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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