Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i think we sleep fucked last night...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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