I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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