butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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