maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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