It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
is wine microwaveable?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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