That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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