I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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