What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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