I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
wow bdsm is so cute
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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