I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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