There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Randomize