K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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