I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Did I show you my penis last night?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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